TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA
CASA de Mojo
There will be no lodging at mi casa.
HOMECOMING ACCOMMODATIONS
EXCLUSIVELY UNAVAILABLE.
A HOME AWAY FROM YOUR HOME? NOT THIS ONE.
THE RESERVATION DESK
Request your stay.
We look forward to declining your reservation.
Please screenshot for your records.
OFFICIAL RESERVATION RESPONSE
Absolutely not.
Thank you for your interest in la Casa de Mojo. Unfortunately, no rooms are available for your requested dates. Or any other dates. Ever.
View Previous Announcements ↓OUR HOSPITALITY PROMISE
Zero rooms.
Infinite reminders.
For years, we have made the policy abundantly clear. Still, inquiries persist. Please consult the historical record below.
NO LODGING · NO EXCEPTIONS · NO MATTER WHATTHE OFFICIAL RECORD
The Denial Archives
Actual announcements from the management, preserved for future generations of hopeful guests.
No screenshots have been added yet. Management's position remains unchanged.